Tree Poling!

as everyone in the world knows i am now homeless & chillin' @ my parents house with nothing to do, no job, no money &&& no pole :( i am going infuckingsane!!!! seriously the only thing that can help me at this point is poling && a mental vacation! i was looking at some pics on FB a few mins ago & saw a pic of a chick inverting on a tree && i have trees all around me here so i'm gonna go try it out in a few :-D hopefully i can do it, get some pics && hopefully i don't die, LMAO!